ONSDAG: Ladies and gentlemen, we are now crossing a zone of turbulence

1. Another vibes post because currently I am falling into the Suez Canal of anxiety as I prepare for exams. You could say that I am on the edge of having a SUEZ CRISIS. 
2. (I didn't spend the entire week plotting that joke...)
3. Flight attendants from the past have swag. 
4. I will not give you an in-depth analysis of these clothes or silhouettes or the history of flight attendants. Instead, I'll throw various phrases at you: COLLARS! BUTTONS! PILLBOX HATS! NECK SCARVES! THE SUDDEN APPEARANCE OF CALVES IN THE 1960s AND 1970s!
5. I hope this brightens your hump days like it (marginally) brightened mine.
6. (If I wanted to read into things way too much I could say that I am crossing a zone of metaphorical turbulence.)
7. (Parentheses are my friends.)