FREDAG: A fleeting beating of hearts

Friends of These Little Pigs,

I assume (rather narcissistically) that you are reading this because you take an interest in my life. I would tell you to get a hobby, but I really like the attention.

So this was my week in pictures:

Horribly unfortunate face, I know. But I say, Proclaim your Disasters and Mishaps and no one can touch you. Come at me, bro. I feel nothing.

This is my outfit for today, the spectrum of colours delight me greatly and I hope they delight you too. 

You can't see my lime green spotty socks, but I wish you could. 

This is me concentrating while eating a can of corn at the vegetarian cafe, because all I had was tuna and corn, and tuna does not grow on trees.
I applaud you if you kept up with that thought process.

Also, I lied, a week is not three days.

Also, as you have noticed, haircut! I did it myself, so this is your turn to applaud me. Alas I look like this, c'est la vie.

Also, to my great delight, the Genius app on iTunes has produced an incredible playlist which you should listen to. Tell me you love it, or I may just die.

Also, I say also a lot.

I am also eating a chocolate muffin and dark chocolate simultaneously, so much for dieting.

Anyway,

Over and out,

This little piggy.