1. I really hate it when the toilet seat is up. I really do, if you think about it, people spend a lot more time sitting on a toilet rather than standing at a toilet. For example, let us take a male and female. For the purposes of this experiment, they will go to the toilet twice each. Once being for the purposes of expelling urine, the other for the purposes of defecating. Three out of four times, the person would be sitting. So, please tell me why the toilet seat is always up.
2. I have jumpers that I never wear, like the one I wore with my excellent outfit and face on Thursday. I think I will begin to create outfits based on the jumpers I don't wear. Remind me to be bothered to post about that next week.
2 1/2. My brother knits, and was making good progress with a scarf. It is sad because it is nearly spring and therefore nearly summer and the point of a scarf is pointless.
3. I just finished a new tube of Mentos. I bought them approximately half an hour ago.
4. I am Melodee's personal assistant. This is what my Personal Assistant Attire looks like.
4 1/2. Congratulations to Melodee for this fancy photo. I will endeavour to take more photos of you, Melodious Melodee.
5. I've been playing Freeplay Sims a lot recently. At home, at university and nowhere else, because I don't have internet unless its free. I can do this cool thing, where I shake the iPad and it makes my Sim throw up.
6. I'm beginning to eat the non-licorice licorice. I don't know if my stomach likes me anymore.
6 1/2. I liked this outfit too, I don't remember it. But I should re-create it for you.
7. Kids, don't drink and text. Just don't.
8. The other day, I was sitting cross-legged on a bench at the train station and it was getting late. Pins and needles struck me with paralysis. I considered uncrossing my legs, but I was too lazy. Then I thought it would be really easy for someone to attack me because I would be paralyzed and I wouldn't be able to run. So I uncrossed my legs.
9. I like that I am little cross-eyed.
10. They remind me of Noah and the Whale. At the start at least.
10 1/2. Herp Derp (I actually have no idea what that means still) (Seemed appropriate)
11. I wish I cared more.
Till Next Week,
A



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